New Deadpool #29 — In which Steve Rogers takes one for the team and sits in Deadpool’s lap.
omfg
i think it’s more like “in which steve rogers keeps natasha from killing everyone in the car and sits in deadpool’s lap”
omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number
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damnedhipster replied to your post: it appears that watching episode after episode of…
nigga everyone knew, underwear time with alex is the greatest
i hope you realise that you are just further confirming my ship of you and alex and my belief that the two of you have been secretly married all this time
I hope Barack Obama takes the IB and keeps his social life and sleeps well everyday and gets a 42
Diablo III players:
Does anyone have a spare guest pass they can give me? Pretty please?
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I feel that I can sum up my entire existence in 2 words.
“well, fuck.”
that is all.
